beyond the cubicle http://www.officediversions.com/taxonomy/term/2/all en Dueling Banjo Hillbillies http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/dueling-banjo-hillbillies <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>This has been around since the dawn of time (or at least for more than a few months, which is effectively the same thing in the fast-paced world of the internet (as opposed to the slow-paced world of your office, where a simple interoffice memo regarding the appropriate distribution of toilet paper rolls can take up to two years just to get out of committee)), but, amazingly, there are probably still one or two unfortunate human beings who have not yet seen it.</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 544 at http://www.officediversions.com Monday hangover http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/monday-hangover <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Had a couple too many drinks this past weekend? We've found a site for you then. Tie one on with <a href="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/index.html">Modern Drunkard Magazine</a>. </p><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 967 at http://www.officediversions.com Stabbing Gift Idea http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/stabbing-gift-idea <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Need to get a friend or loved one who has just gone through a tough break up the perfect gift? Well, we may have found it in <a href="http://www.csbcommodities.com/product.asp?PID=EX5">The EX</a>.</p> <p>As the site says: "Take out your frustrations as you store your knives!"</p> <p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 968 at http://www.officediversions.com Doodling Away the Holidays http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/doodling-away-holidays <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Technology has taken the art of doodling to an entirely new level. Check out <a href="http://www.pelourinho.com/movies/c003702/">this</a> cool doodle if you don't believe us. </p><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 969 at http://www.officediversions.com Be the Guiding Star http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/be-guiding-star <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>We're not sure if this is sacreligious, educational or downright weird. Whatever your take on the "wonderful playable" <a href="http://www.newbornking.com/default.asp?cg=1&amp;c=unspecified">New Born King Plush Nativity</a>, it is certainly a unique item. </p><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 970 at http://www.officediversions.com Worst Rap Battle Ever http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/worst-rap-battle-ever <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Whilst you work hard providing for your family it appears your children are preparing for a career as a rap star...or not. Check out the <a href="http://media.putfile.com/Worst-Rap-Battle">Worst Rap Battle</a>.</p> <p>After viewing, please let us know what a fert is. Animal boom!?!? </p> <p>Anyway...Happy Holidays. </p><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 971 at http://www.officediversions.com HumorFeed Picks Top Ten Satire News Stories of 2005 http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/humorfeed-picks-top-ten-satire-news-stories-2005 <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><h2>HumorFeed Picks Top Ten Satire News Stories of 2005</h2> <p>With 2005 fading fast in the rear view mirror, many publications have taken stock of the year by tallying the top ten movies, books, or style trends. Thanks to <a href="http://humorfeed.com">HumorFeed.com's</a> first annual Satire News Competition, the world can now add a list of "top ten internet satire news articles" to that roster, and by month's end will have a "top three" as well.</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 972 at http://www.officediversions.com The Twenty-five (25) Worst Tech Products (Paperweights) of all Time (Money) http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/twenty-five-25-worst-tech-products-paperweights-all-time-money <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><h2>The Twenty-five (25) Worst Tech Products (Paperweights) of all Time (Money)</h2> <p><i>"These products are so bad, they belong in the high-tech hall of shame."</i></p> <p>The good folks over at PC World have taken it upon themselves to round up the top 25 products that qualify as legitimate gizmos of Satan on any technoscape, and aren't we glad they did:</p> <p><a href="http://www.pcworld.com/resource/article/0,aid,125772,pg,1,RSS,RSS,00.asp">The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time</a></p> <p>Sneak preview: </p> <p>The Complete List of Losers</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 973 at http://www.officediversions.com Humiliation Through Geography http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/humiliation-through-geography <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><h2>Humiliation Through Geography</h2> <p>Remember how you always chuckle in a snide and self-satisfied manner whenever you read one of those surveys showing that 73% of American high school students can't find Mexico on a map?</p> <p>Here's your chance to <a href="http://sickflash.com/usa_education.html">prove your remarkable superiority by assembling the United States, state by state</a>. Bonus points for identifying how many there are of them.</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 974 at http://www.officediversions.com Super Mario Brothers - Live Performance http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/super-mario-brothers-live-performance <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><h2>Super Mario Brothers - Live Performance</h2> <p>Scenes from the "Golden Goose" - A yearly talent show held at Gordon College in Wenham, Massachusetts. This video is a "live" performance of the entire first level from Super Mario Brothers (Who says college isn't worth the tuition?).</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 975 at http://www.officediversions.com Goggles http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/goggles <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><h1>Goggles!</h1> <p>This is what happens when people who are altogether too clever and enterprising for their own good (Google) create a technological marvel (Google Earth) that other people who are altogether too clever and silly for their own good (Mark Caswell-Daniels) can utilize to create this particular entrancing little thingamabob.</p> <p>Don't ask why. Just try it. Oh yes, and bring a Bloody Mary and some plastic cutlery but leave the paperback behind. You won't need it.</p> <p><a href="http://www.isoma.net/games/goggles.html">Goggles</a></p> <p>Now, dammit. </p><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 979 at http://www.officediversions.com Google Content Blocker http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/google-content-blocker <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><h1>Google Content Blocker</h1> <p><i><strong>What is Google Content Blocker?</strong></i></p> <p>Google's mission is to organize the world's advertising for maximum exposure to Web users. Unfortunately, annoying Web content often overwhelms the page, causing many users to become distracted and overlook the ads.</p> <p>That's where Google Content Blocker comes in. It effectively blocks all Web site content, leaving only the advertisements.</p> <p><a href="http://j-walk.com/other/googlecb/">Get Google Content Blocker</a> </p><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 980 at http://www.officediversions.com Presidential Pardons http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/presidential-pardons <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><h2><a href="http://prezpardons.blogspot.com">Presidential Pardons</a></h2> <p>Guilty of political or corporate malfeasance? Need someone to get you off the hook? You're in luck, because <a href="http://prezpardons.blogspot.com">George W. Bush is now selling presidential pardons</a> via his own e-commerce site on the Internets. </p><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 981 at http://www.officediversions.com Sega Superstars Tennis http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/sega-superstars-tennis <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Here's a nifty diversion for aging Sega fans. </p> <p>A collection of Sega's greatest from past to present are making their way to centre court.</p> <p>Sega Superstars Tennis has over 15 playable Sega idols including Sonic the Hedgehog, AiAi from Super Monkeyball fame, Ulala of Space Channel 5 and Amigo from Samba De Amigo.</p> <p>In addition to their own unique attributes, each character will also come equipped with their own superstar tennis skills, putting a whole new spin on each match played! </p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 983 at http://www.officediversions.com Google Maps Gone Wrong http://www.officediversions.com/beyond-cubicle/google-maps-gone-wrong <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Google Maps is one of the most amazing technological innovations since the downloadable Justin Timberlake ringtone, no doubt about it. </p> <p>But as the two protagonists of this rather amusing little homemade video discover, it...</p> <p>Best not to say. Just watch:</p> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fPgV6-gnQaE&amp;rel=1" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fPgV6-gnQaE&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><p> </p> </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/beyond-cubicle" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">beyond the cubicle</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 984 at http://www.officediversions.com