office pranks http://www.officediversions.com/taxonomy/term/1/all en The Mouse Virus http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/mouse-virus <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><strong>The Mouse Virus</strong></p> <p>A simple, painless distraction guaranteed to baffle the more technically challenged of your colleagues. </p><p> </p> <p>Find a moment when your victim is away from his or her desk. Take a small piece of tape and fasten it over the mouse ball of the victim's mouse like so:</p> <p><img src="http://officediversions.com/discover/uploads/img3f5710ef07576.jpg" /></p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 543 at http://www.officediversions.com Telephone Pranks http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/telephone-pranks <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><strong>Phone Pranks</strong></p> <p>Phones aren’t just for communicating anymore. </p><p> </p> <p>Take apart the handset of a co-workers phone (assuming it is one of those older models in which you can do this) and place tape over the mouthpiece inside. They will still be heard, but will have to speak very loud. After a day or two, remove the tape from the mouthpiece and cover the inside of the earpiece with tape. Continue this for as long as you remain amused by the yelling.</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 634 at http://www.officediversions.com Computer Pranks http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/computer-pranks <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><strong>Computer Pranks</strong></p> <p>Ah yes the new frontier for pranksters across the globe. </p> <p> </p> <p>If you are working in an office where two computer workstations are set up back to back you can pull this classic off. Before the person who works across from you gets to their computer, unplug their keyboard and plug yours into their computer. Then open the word processor on his terminal. When he sits down start typing something like this (imagine what the HAL9000 may say). A sample conversation may go something like this:</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 630 at http://www.officediversions.com Bathroom Pranks http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/bathroom-pranks <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><strong>Potty Pranks</strong></p> <p>Spice up the ordinary by trying these out. </p><p> </p> <p>Spread Vaseline or Ben Gay on the seat of a toilet and then close the lid. When the victim sits down they will have a little mess to clean up and possibly a couple of odd sensations.</p> <hr size="1" /> Buy a rubber snake and use a one a one and a half foot piece of fishing line to tie around its head. Tape the other end of the fishing line to the toilet lid and place the snake in the toilet. Test it so that when the lid is lifted the snake should rise from the toilet and “attack”! </div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 629 at http://www.officediversions.com General Office Pranks http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/general-office-pranks <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><strong>General Work Pranks</strong></p> <p>Let's liven up that workplace. Shall we? </p> <p> </p> <p>After everyone has gone home or before anyone arrives switch the nameplates from people's desks and doors. Switch them around enough so that everyone has someone else's nameplate on their desk or door.</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 628 at http://www.officediversions.com How to scare your colleagues and boss http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/how-scare-your-colleagues-and-boss <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>This set of tips has been around the Internet for awhile, but are certainly worthy of your attention.</p> <p> </p> <p>Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.</p> <p>Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.</p> <p>Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.</p> <p>Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."</p> <p>Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.</p> <p>Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 627 at http://www.officediversions.com Coffee Break / Lunch Break Pranks http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/coffee-break-lunch-break-pranks <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><strong>Breaktime Pranks</strong></p> <p>Up for a bit of fun at break time? Well, we may have a solution for you. </p> <p> </p> <p>Put a little hole in the soda can of a colleague about half an inch under the mouthpiece so when the can is turned up for drinking the beverage will pour out the hole and onto the person. The funny thing is that most people will just think they missed their mouth and will turn it up again.</p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 626 at http://www.officediversions.com Hostage http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/hostage <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><b>Hostage</b></p> <p>Whether you ask for a ransom or just want to aggravate a co-worker, this is a time-tested classic. </p><p> </p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 623 at http://www.officediversions.com Office Seance http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/office-seance <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Office Seance</p> <p>Why call and disturb a former or sick colleague when you can round up a group of colleagues and conduct a seance to reach their working spirit? </p> <p> </p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 619 at http://www.officediversions.com 5 minute de-stress http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/5-minute-de-stress <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p>Take a break with assistance from this "soothing" program.</p> <p> </p> <p><br /></p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 595 at http://www.officediversions.com Desk Pranks http://www.officediversions.com/office-pranks/desk-pranks <div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" property="content:encoded"><p><strong>Desk Pranks</strong></p> <p>Nothing is safe from fun at the office. </p> <p> </p></div></div></div><div class="field field-name-field-tags field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above"><div class="field-label">Tags:&nbsp;</div><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even" rel="dc:subject"><a href="/tags/office-pranks" typeof="skos:Concept" property="rdfs:label skos:prefLabel">office pranks</a></div></div></div> Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:01 +0000 635 at http://www.officediversions.com