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Attention Soldier

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barrick's door is open."

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barrick's door was open this morning, did you notice a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no, sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two rumpled duffel bags."

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