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The Ugly Suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that nasty suit we've had on the rack for so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-orange double-breasted monstrosity?" the manager asked.

"The very one!"

”That's super!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that horrible thing! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

The clerk replied, "Well, after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing eye dog bit me."

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