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Cyanide

A man goes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to remain professional, asked what he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

"I'm sorry sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any cyanide."

The guy reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet and produces a photo of his wife. The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

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