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Tax Return and Payment

Attn: IRS

Enclosed is my 2003 tax return & payment.

Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today
newspaper. In the article, you will see the Pentagon is
paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six
hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to
$3429.00.

Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the
"Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I
suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch
screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5
inch phillips head screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I
look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A satisfied taxpayer

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