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Government Employee Evaluation

Works well, but only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

I would not allow this employee to breed.

This employee is not so much of a has-been -- more of a definite won't-be.

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts the better.

A room temperature IQ.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

A prime candidate for natural deselection.

One neuron short of a synapse.

Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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