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Trash Mouth

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a f**king checking account"

To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen damnit, I said I want to open a f**kin' checking account right now."

"I'm sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 100 million bucks in the lottery and I want to open a f**kin' checking account at this damn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

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