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The Congressman and the Mugger

Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the well-dressed man bellowed, "Hrm! Do you realize that you are attempting to rob a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

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